Or simply, Mr Luckypants 2000(tm)

Man, to date: Do you know that the GM for One World Hotel is called Ho Hoy Sum?
Perky date: Oh, really??
Man: Seriously, if I’m a GM for a famous hotel on top of the drugssexandrockn’roll vice capital of Malaysia *I would rename myself* Ho Hoy Sum!! :P

-Ampang Park LRT

Brings a new meaning to the “shalalalala love you in the morning” song, eh?

Malaysian 3rd Newton Law: To every action there is a bigger force from an opposite direction

If we don’t shout like little girls during the match, can we hug afterwards??

Those were the days before he started liking girls…

Every job has its own perils…. even the ones you get used to eventually

Headline: Cake analogies killed again

Nothing like a bad stomachache from the feast of butchered languages

Denial, the other food group

Proof that inter-state culture shock do happen even amongst literate people