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May 14 2008

Everyone knows that cornflakes is to be blamed for cereal killers…

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[Two salesgirls discussing how to divide their responsibilities and commission]

Salesgirl No1, in broken English: Ok ah??? You agree? I don’t want any cornflaks ok?

Salesgirl No2, confused: What cornflakes?

Salesgirl No1: Cornflaks arh!! CORNFLAKS!!! So we dun argue later ok?

Salesgirl No2: Conflict ah????? -______________________________-” I almost offered you Koko Krunch….

–KL

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May 08 2008

Misunderstandings: the start of everyone’s career

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May 06 2008

There’s no more putrid hate than the hatred for things we don’t _get_ get.

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Apr 27 2008

You’re full of shit, does it make you an asshole?

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Mar 13 2008

Personally, I’d prefer the one that got the most lubricated joints in their machines…

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Mar 09 2008

Semi Value looking for work elsewhere?

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Jan 31 2008

Elaine who?

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Jan 30 2008

In ancient China, this is a legit occupation ley! Don’t play play!

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Jan 23 2008

Who say we never paid enough…urm..attention? WHO SAY?

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Jan 22 2008

Wee Japs not onli pleeten rape, wee pleeten comedie desu ne…

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