May 30 2007
Parenting tips from the single-tracked minds
Single Desperado: What I should do is, when I have a daughter, is to have her dressed in all those pink frilly dresses. THAT SHOULD FUCK HER WELL UP!
Non-single Friend: What makes you think you’d get someone to reproduce with YOU??
Single Desperado: I know, I know… You non-singles are always feeling smug about yourselves, don’t you? Lemme tell ya this: You are just a by-product of a broken condom, man.
[pause]
Or when the fuck machine runs out of batteries.
Non-single friend: I always thought that “a fuck machine” is used as a descriptive not an object!
Single Desperado: So, now you know…. Go ask your mother.