Archive for October, 2007

Oct 31 2007

It’s TOTALLY none of my business if you don’t pay your fares. Really.

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LRT Gatekeeper, in a bored voice to on-coming morning human traffic: Tak payah lah show kat I. Jalan lah….. Tak payah! Jalan!

–KLCC LRT

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Oct 30 2007

Today’s Headline: Ugly Betty clones sighted in city centre

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Oct 24 2007

Something you’d know if you would invest in a dictionary. Only $29.99!

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Oct 22 2007

Actually, I can’t really decide whether wearing a skirt or farting is sexier…

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Oct 22 2007

Father: Tak lagi cirit-birit?

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Oct 22 2007

Now, put the lotion on the skin…

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Oct 18 2007

Does my name sound like kopi o kaw to ya?

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Oct 18 2007

Actually, I can’t even take the burn every time I pee.

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Oct 11 2007

Word. I’m already a black belt in pussy taekwondo.

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Oct 10 2007

Men: Things were so much simpler when we’re just “pigs”.

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