Archive for 2008

Jul 11 2008

Those were the days before he started liking girls…

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Dude standing next to a Bugatti Veron to Puspakom inspector, in Canto: Uncle Lim! How’s everything?

Uncle Lim: Not bad lor…

Dude, eying the Bugatti: This car more not bad ler..

Uncle Lim, cheekily: Dream on lar!! This car not suit you one… more suit James Bond. When James Bond was running around, you not born yet!!

Dude: Hey! Don’t look down on me ley! I played sand with James Bond when we’re little kids ok!

–Puspakom Wangsa Maju

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May 31 2008

Every job has its own perils…. even the ones you get used to eventually

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May 30 2008

Headline: Cake analogies killed again

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May 29 2008

Nothing like a bad stomachache from the feast of butchered languages

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May 22 2008

Denial, the other food group

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May 17 2008

Proof that inter-state culture shock do happen even amongst literate people

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May 16 2008

You heard one cover version, you heard them all

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May 15 2008

Note to self: Always know your target market and start with the most ah beng obvious choice first

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May 14 2008

Everyone knows that cornflakes is to be blamed for cereal killers…

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May 10 2008

Last-minute warnings are still valid unless stated otherwise

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