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May 13 2010

For things money can’t buy #4467: Hooker analogies….. *priceless*

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Girl: I’m kinda hungry…. but everywhere’s closed. How ar??
Guy, offhandedly: Just go to McDonald’s and get the least greasy thing there lah.
Girl, evil eye-ing: REALLY?????
Guy, surprised: What!?
Girl, sarky: How is it possible there’s something NON-GREASY in McDonald’s!!!!!?
Guy, stupidly: How the hell not?
Girl, loudly: Going to McD to get a “non-greasy” thing is like going to a brothel to get a hug. IT FUCKING DOESN’T EXIST OK! WTF!!!!!!

–Cineleisure Damansara (e@Curve)

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